So HAI LJ, I have so been absent. I'm so sorry, baby, you know I love you big time.
It's... it's just...
Okay, so y'know the twins, Twitter & Tumblr? Yeah? We hung out with them sometimes & it was cool & I swear I love you, LJ, I really do. But... twins, y'know?
And it's not like you've been putting as much into this relationship any more either. Don't look like that; I know you've been thinking it, too. (And also all the cool kids are on Tumblr).
Look, we'll work together to transition into a different type of relationship. What this new type will be, I do not know.
And I promise, I totally respect you, LJ. You're my bro. There is bro-ing between you & me. LJ and fannishness will not end, mainly because I have a crapload of stuff on here & somehow I can't download it. Also, I'm against the idea of trying to disappear on the interwebs. Also, also, it'll take me forever to set up a Tumblr because I'm a lazy ass.
But, we'll always have
broken down LJs.